September 2008
1 post
WatchJibJab rap video
August 2008
2 posts
WatchGood Morning by KanYe West
There’s a Moose.
June 2008
13 posts
amandalynferri:
CT Catholic - Rainer Maria
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jakehurwitz:
mikekarnell:
“Simple Things” by...
WatchDad?
Buzzin-Shwayze
#1 on the summer playlist
GREAT NEWSICAL!!
Barack Obama has secured the Democratic nomination!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, your next president of the United States!!
YES WE CAN!!!
Gun T-shirt 'was a security risk' →
nostrich: Looks like the BBC’s copy editors have been slacking. This line makes no sense whatsoever (note the lonely quotation mark, also): It’s a cartoon robot what threat is it to security or offensive to anyone at all.” Keep those standards high, BBC. I love Britain -Steve
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Watchobama08: Un Mensaje De Barack Obama He lost the PR vote (damn Sharks), but he has a killer Spanish accent. -Steve
May 2008
17 posts
Steven Saltz : A Jewsical →
F.
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA1!!11ONE!!1
i said i love having sex but i’d rather get some head
Closing the tumblr →
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“If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and...”
– …Star Jones? (via purns) (via erockappel) (via paulscheer)
Back To You cancelled! →
This is just shameful, my favorite show on telelvision has been dropped by FOX. Trust me, I’m as pissed as you are.
U.S. Politics
The Jewsical is throwing its support around Barack Obama OR Mike Gravel this election, depending on your position. The Jewsical would love if either of these worty candidates became presidnt. Vote for who YOU believe in. Leave a comment explaining who you would vote for and why. Now, Britney Watch!!
New to the Jewsical
As more people visit the site we have had a greater need to make the site more user-friendly. A new addition to the page is “Comments,” where you can say anything you wish as a comment underneath the particular blog post. I will not censor anything you wish to say, so please go ahead and comment. I’ve added the comments to allow me to view and understand the people who visit...
God Hates Fruitflies
This has been reposted many times, but it’s so damn funny…
Ask any question - Answered
text any question to 242-242 and have it answered FREE OF CHARGE-Steve
In a perfect world...
bigBlackD!ck4U@aol.com: Yo anyone wanna cam?!
Admin2400: Yes.
Oh boy.
Yesterday, I reposted an article about pornography for women that I thought was really funny. It’s just gotten a whole lot worse. Isabella Rossellini is in works with the Sundance Channel to produce Green Porno, porn about animals. You heard me. But it’s not what you think (for one, its not only available out of a small advertisement in High Society). It will be actors playing out...
This one... is for the ladies
sharingtime: I think if this were marketed properly, it could really take off. It’s porn made for women, especially those excited about starting a family in the future. It starts off with a married couple talking about wanting to conceive. They show the camera the possible colors for the baby’s room and the Storkcraft Crib they’ve purchased online. They announce that according to their...
April 2008
8 posts
Leave Miley ALONE!
I have a bone to pick with critics of the new Miley Cyrus photos taken by Vanity Fair photog Annie Liebovitz. Now, some, like fellow blogger PerezHilton of http://www.PerezHilton.com are calling the piicture slutty and going so far as to say that Miley Cyrus is a slut. The photographs are beautiful and artistic. Overall, I would say they are in good taste. Below is the picture, you be the...
Only in the UK
This is the new logo for UK Office of Government Commerce. Now tilt your head to the left. Way to go, Brits.
“Thats a big ass cracker!”
– Some Black Guy talking about motzah
Idol Recap
Recap: American Idol sucks. Don’t watch terrible TV FOX sucks (except for some cartoons - The Simpsons for example) Profit. Now let’s talk about something important - the Pennsylvania primary for example. Hilldawg vs. Obamarama. I will be updating the blog with results later. Go Obama! -Steve
420
Well, just got back from the seder. For those who don’t know, the seder is a festival meal/get-together during the Jewish holiday of Passover. The ironic thing is, the second night of Passover landed on April Twentieth, Adolf Hitler’s birthday. Grr! Another special thing about April 20th is that it is a day on which many people smoke marijuana. There are many theories of how...
Bloggin it up!
This is my first post with my new blog, StevenSaltz.tumblr.com I hope to keep you all updated from time to time on my life and the such. Thanks for visiting and be back soon. -SteveP.S. Find me various other places around the internets here and here.